[Sharona, Disher, Monk, and Stottlemeyer are in a "Mega-Mart" warehouse.]
Sharona Fleming: Tired?
Lt. Randall Disher: I was up all night with my girlfriend.
Sharona Fleming: Yeah, those imaginary girlfriends can be pretty wild.
Lt. Randall Disher: She's not imaginary.
Sharona Fleming: [sarcastically] Really? What's her name?
Lt. Randall Disher: Crystal.
Sharona Fleming: [sees box labeled "Crystal Glassware"] What's her last name? Glassware?
Lt. Randall Disher: No, it's Smith.
Sharona Fleming: You have a picture?
Lt. Randall Disher: [Takes picture from wallet, gives picture to Sharona]
Sharona Fleming: Oh, she's pretty. [Turns over picture] Randy, this came with the wallet!
Lt. Randall Disher: Yeah, I know. She's a wallet model.
Sharona Fleming: That's sad.
Lt. Randall Disher: Sharona, she's one of the world's top five wallet models! Thank you very much.

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