[Monk has a date with Michelle Rivas]
Sharona Fleming: Are you excited?
Adrian Monk: Yes... if by excited, you mean petrified and full of regret.
Sharona Fleming: "Petrified and full of regret". Welcome to the world of dating.
[They walk around the remains of Alby Drake's tree to meet Stottlemeyer, who climbs over one of the fallen branches to meet them]
Adrian Monk: Captain!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Monk. Sharona. I'm sure you've noticed by now that there used to be a big tree standing right over there.
Adrian Monk: What time?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: 4:35 AM. A security guard heard somebody start up the bulldozer. Moments later, ch-ch-ch, "Timber!" Drake was dead on impact.
Lt. Randall Disher: He made a phone call though at around midnight.
Adrian Monk: To a payphone, right?
Lt. Randall Disher: You guessed it: Palo Alto.
Sharona Fleming: Oh, well it had to be to Brenner. He's the guy.
Adrian Monk: So not only is Winston Brenner alive and well, he's making sure that his old pals don't rat him out.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: That's right. The FBI's calling at Palo Alto tonight. They want to compare notes; synchronize watches.
Adrian Monk: Ouch, whoa-whoa, I-I can't make it.
Sharona Fleming: He has a date.

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