[Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher have lost track of Monk after getting out of their cab]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: Who?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: The guy in the front seat, where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: The nut?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah, the nut! Where'd he go?
Masul the Cabbie: What is he complaining about? My taxi is very clean! Why is he wiping, wiping, wiping everything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sir, your taxi is perfect! But where did he go?
Masul the Cabbie: Look, I don't care! I never pick him up again! I see him again, I keep driving! I don't care if I lose my license! You tell him, I'll keep driving!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: Who?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: The guy in the front seat, where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: The nut?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah, the nut! Where'd he go?
Masul the Cabbie: What is he complaining about? My taxi is very clean! Why is he wiping, wiping, wiping everything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sir, your taxi is perfect! But where did he go?
Masul the Cabbie: Look, I don't care! I never pick him up again! I see him again, I keep driving! I don't care if I lose my license! You tell him, I'll keep driving!
[Sharona, Stottlemeyer and Disher have lost track of Monk after getting out of their cab]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: Who?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: The guy in the front seat, where is he?
Masul the Cabbie: The nut?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Yeah, the nut! Where'd he go?
Masul the Cabbie: What is he complaining about? My taxi is very clean! Why is he wiping, wiping, wiping everything?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Sir, your taxi is perfect! But where did he go?
Masul the Cabbie: Look, I don't care! I never pick him up again! I see him again, I keep driving! I don't care if I lose my license! You tell him, I'll keep driving!
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