Sharona Fleming: [answers phone] Hello? No, I'm Sharona, his assistant. Who's this? Hold on, please. [to Monk] Adrian? You have a brother?
[Everyone looks up, surprised. Long pause.]
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona Fleming: [into phone] I'm sorry, sir, you must have the wrong Adrian Monk.
[She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again.]
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait... I might have a brother.
Sharona Fleming: You told me you were an only child.
Adrian Monk: I consider myself an only child. We're not close! He has issues.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?
Adrian Monk: Don't you people have work to do?! There's a dead woman over there!
[Everyone looks up, surprised. Long pause.]
Adrian Monk: No.
Sharona Fleming: [into phone] I'm sorry, sir, you must have the wrong Adrian Monk.
[She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again.]
Adrian Monk: Wait, wait... I might have a brother.
Sharona Fleming: You told me you were an only child.
Adrian Monk: I consider myself an only child. We're not close! He has issues.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: [raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?
Adrian Monk: Don't you people have work to do?! There's a dead woman over there!
Sharona Fleming : [answers phone] Hello? No, I'm Sharona, his assistant. Who's this? Hold on, please. [to Monk] Adrian? You have a brother?
[Everyone looks up, surprised. Long pause.]
Adrian Monk : No.
Sharona Fleming : [into phone] I'm sorry, sir, you must have the wrong Adrian Monk.
[She hangs up. Immediately, the phone starts ringing again.]
Adrian Monk : Wait, wait... I might have a brother.
Sharona Fleming : You told me you were an only child.
Adrian Monk : I consider myself an only child. We're not close! He has issues.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [raised eyebrow] Your brother has issues?
Adrian Monk : Don't you people have work to do?! There's a dead woman over there!
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