[Monk summarizes the case, and a nearby clown imitates Monk and Stottlemeyer.]
Natasia Lovara: Like Tolstoy, you know how to tell a clever story, but you need proof. The elephant isn't talking. Anyone could have put that radio thing in her ear.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Randy, take that thing down to the lab straight away.
[Floppy the clown motions Randy out]
Adrian Monk: I don't think they'll find any prints. She's too smart. I'm sure she wiped it down... [Natasia looks smug] Then again, that walkie looks brand new, which means she had to put batteries in it. [The smug look fades.] You did remember to wipe your prints off the batteries, didn't you, Natasia?
Floppy the Clown: [makes honking sound, mimes drawing a gun with hands] Wocka wocka!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: All right, that's it, freak. You're under arrest! [handcuffs the clown]
Floppy the Clown: For what?!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: For impersonating an officer!
[Natasia manages to kick Monk in the shins and starts to make her getaway]

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