[Stottlemeyer notices Randy looking down into one of the air cannons]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What do you got?
Lt. Randall Disher: Bingo!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: What exactly does "bingo" mean, Randy?
Lt. Randall Disher: We got the murder weapon. .454 Ruger Casull. [Stottlemeyer opens the side cabinet to the cannon, as a bewildered Randy looks up at him with his flashlight. In embarrassment he turns it off. The captain reaches in with a handkerchief, grabs the revolver by its trigger, and smells it]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Now, that's been fired recently.
Lt. Randall Disher: Any prints?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Nope, it's been oiled down. How'd it get in there?
Lt. Randall Disher: It's the backup cannon. The cannonball guy says anybody could have dropped it in. They haven't used it in a week. [The cannonball man is giving Randy an aggravated look, they being very impatient]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer: Backup cannon? Good lord! Get that down to ballistics. Put it on the fast track. [He gives the gun to another detective behind him and closes the hatch]
Cannonball Guy: Excuse me. Are you guys about done?
Lt. Randall Disher: Sir, could you step back? This is official police business!
Cannonball Guy: Maybe I should come to your office and root through your stuff! How'd you like that, huh? [Randy just glares angrily off into space as Stottlemeyer walks over to him]
Lt. Randall Disher: I hate that cannonball!!

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