[After Monk misses seeing his marathon idol, Tonday, because he was uninvitedly fixing someone's sweater...]
Monk: It was askew!
Sharona: So what? So what -- why can't you just let people be askew? I mean, what are you, the Askew Police?
Monk: Yes, I'm the Askew Police.
Monk: It was askew!
Sharona: So what? So what -- why can't you just let people be askew? I mean, what are you, the Askew Police?
Monk: Yes, I'm the Askew Police.
[After Monk misses seeing his marathon idol, Tonday, because he was uninvitedly fixing someone's sweater...]
Monk : It was askew !
Sharona : So what? So what -- why can't you just let people be askew? I mean, what are you, the Askew Police?
Monk : Yes, I'm the Askew Police.
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