Claire: So where is she? Where's Mom?
Jay: Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell: [to Claire] I thought she was coming with you.
Claire: Oh no no, I haven't seen Mom since, let's see....oh! she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night!
Jay: What!?!
Mitchell: No my god!!
Claire: Yeah, yeah. And then, she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep and then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie!"
Jay: What the hell is she doing, he's half her age!
[Mitchell and Claire give sarcastic looks at him and Gloria]
Jay: Don't say it.
Gloria: [slurringly] I think it's sweet. Love is beautiful, it has no age. When it's meant to be, it's meant to be...that is the question.
Claire: Dad, what's going on over there?
Jay: She was a little nervous about your mother being here, so she tried her first Xanax and washed it down with a shot of tequila.
Jay: Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell: [to Claire] I thought she was coming with you.
Claire: Oh no no, I haven't seen Mom since, let's see....oh! she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night!
Jay: What!?!
Mitchell: No my god!!
Claire: Yeah, yeah. And then, she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep and then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie!"
Jay: What the hell is she doing, he's half her age!
[Mitchell and Claire give sarcastic looks at him and Gloria]
Jay: Don't say it.
Gloria: [slurringly] I think it's sweet. Love is beautiful, it has no age. When it's meant to be, it's meant to be...that is the question.
Claire: Dad, what's going on over there?
Jay: She was a little nervous about your mother being here, so she tried her first Xanax and washed it down with a shot of tequila.
Claire : So where is she? Where's Mom?
Jay : Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell : [to Claire] I thought she was coming with you.
Claire : Oh no no, I haven't seen Mom since, let's see....oh! she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night!
Jay : What!?!
Mitchell : No my god!!
Claire : Yeah, yeah. And then, she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep and then this morning, left a cute little note that said "Having breakfast with Robbie!"
Jay : What the hell is she doing, he's half her age!
[Mitchell and Claire give sarcastic looks at him and Gloria]
Jay : Don't say it.
Gloria : [slurringly] I think it's sweet. Love is beautiful, it has no age. When it's meant to be, it's meant to be...that is the question.
Claire : Dad, what's going on over there?
Jay : She was a little nervous about your mother being here, so she tried her first Xanax and washed it down with a shot of tequila.
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