Charles: If I don't find a way to hear some music soon, I'm gonna lose what is left of my mind.
BJ: Why don't you ask Margaret to let you play your records on her new record player?
Charles: I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.
BJ: Maybe you could go over to the O-Club and play 'em on the jukebox. Nobody there this early.
Charles: That is tantamount to asking Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of Woolworth's.
BJ: Why don't you ask Margaret to let you play your records on her new record player?
Charles: I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.
BJ: Maybe you could go over to the O-Club and play 'em on the jukebox. Nobody there this early.
Charles: That is tantamount to asking Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of Woolworth's.
Charles : If I don't find a way to hear some music soon, I'm gonna lose what is left of my mind.
BJ : Why don't you ask Margaret to let you play your records on her new record player?
Charles : I'd sooner share my toothbrush with a Democrat.
BJ : Maybe you could go over to the O-Club and play 'em on the jukebox. Nobody there this early.
Charles : That is tantamount to asking Michelangelo to paint the ceiling of Woolworth's.
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