Hawkeye: Margaret, how many times do I have to tell you there are no communists under these beds.
BJ: Of course not, they're in the Lenin closet.
BJ: Of course not, they're in the Lenin closet.
Hawkeye : Margaret, how many times do I have to tell you there are no communists under these beds.
BJ : Of course not, they're in the Lenin closet.
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