Hawkeye: You are great with scissors (talking to Bill the lawyer), you could be a doctor or a barber.
Margaret: This is so unprofessional, I really must object.
BJ: Objection overruled
Hawkeye: Relax Margaret. The lawyer is only here on a trial basis
BJ: Haven't you ever heard of anyone ever practicing medicine?
Hawkeye: And besides, the case is closed and the patient rests
BJ: OR is now adjourned (Hits an emesis basin with a hammer)

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