(Father Mulcahy comes into the company clerk's office wearing a dress)
Mulcahy: Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here!
Potter: Well, good morning Padre, or should I say, Padress.
Mulcahy: Colonel, there's no humor in this. While I was showering, someone stole my robe and left me this.... this.... housefrock!
Klinger: Better not take it off, Father. You'll be a defrocked priest!
Mulcahy: Klinger, how would you like the last rites? And a few lefts?
Mulcahy: Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here!
Potter: Well, good morning Padre, or should I say, Padress.
Mulcahy: Colonel, there's no humor in this. While I was showering, someone stole my robe and left me this.... this.... housefrock!
Klinger: Better not take it off, Father. You'll be a defrocked priest!
Mulcahy: Klinger, how would you like the last rites? And a few lefts?
(Father Mulcahy comes into the company clerk's office wearing a dress)
Mulcahy : Sir, I must protest the rash of mindless pranks being perpetrated around here!
Potter : Well, good morning Padre, or should I say, Pa dress .
Mulcahy : Colonel, there's no humor in this. While I was showering, someone stole my robe and left me this.... this.... housefrock !
Klinger : Better not take it off, Father. You'll be a defrocked priest!
Mulcahy : Klinger, how would you like the last rites? And a few lefts?
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