Charles: Well, how would you feel if your sister were marrying a swarthy dark-haired olive picker?
Klinger: She did. And for your information, Major, so did my mother and my grandmother, not to mention the future Mrs. Max Klinger, whoever she is. (Klinger storms out of the office)
Charles: Did I say something to offend him?
Charles (Enters Colonel Potter's tent): Colonel it is imperative I get to Boston
Potter: Boston, Massachussettes?
Charles: Yes! Yes. Boston, Massachussettes.
Potter: Now just hang on to your homburg Winchester. You come barrelling into your CO's bunkhouse, bellow at him like a berserk buffalo aggravating his anger and his hangover all because you want to bug out. How would you like to spend the rest of the war with a bull's-eye on your dome?
Klinger: She did. And for your information, Major, so did my mother and my grandmother, not to mention the future Mrs. Max Klinger, whoever she is. (Klinger storms out of the office)
Charles: Did I say something to offend him?
Charles (Enters Colonel Potter's tent): Colonel it is imperative I get to Boston
Potter: Boston, Massachussettes?
Charles: Yes! Yes. Boston, Massachussettes.
Potter: Now just hang on to your homburg Winchester. You come barrelling into your CO's bunkhouse, bellow at him like a berserk buffalo aggravating his anger and his hangover all because you want to bug out. How would you like to spend the rest of the war with a bull's-eye on your dome?
Charles : Well, how would you feel if your sister were marrying a swarthy dark-haired olive picker?
Klinger : She did. And for your information, Major, so did my mother and my grandmother, not to mention the future Mrs. Max Klinger, whoever she is. (Klinger storms out of the office)
Charles : Did I say something to offend him?
Charles (Enters Colonel Potter's tent): Colonel it is imperative I get to Boston
Potter : Boston, Massachussettes?
Charles : Yes! Yes. Boston, Massachussettes.
Potter : Now just hang on to your homburg Winchester. You come barrelling into your CO's bunkhouse, bellow at him like a berserk buffalo aggravating his anger and his hangover all because you want to bug out. How would you like to spend the rest of the war with a bull's-eye on your dome?
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