Klinger (to Korean mother who accuses him of conduct unbecoming): Madam, it is against the rules to fold, spindle, or perforate military personnel. Could we go back to the broom or how about a vacuum cleaner? Uhh Colonel would you mind dropping everything and coming out here fast?!
Potter: What the heck is going-- put that thing down lady this is no hayride. Now what in the name of Beezlebub is goin on here? (everyone starts talking at once to explain and Colonel Potter holds up his arms for silence) Hold it down! (After everyone is quiet) Now that's more like it. Klinger this woman seems a little cranky.
Klinger: Actually sir it's very amusing.
Potter: Then how come Madame Pitchfork isn't laughing?
Klinger (referring to Korean woman holding pitchfork): This is Miss Oksun Li. She thinks I was playing inappropriate games with her daughter here.
Potter: What the heck is going-- put that thing down lady this is no hayride. Now what in the name of Beezlebub is goin on here? (everyone starts talking at once to explain and Colonel Potter holds up his arms for silence) Hold it down! (After everyone is quiet) Now that's more like it. Klinger this woman seems a little cranky.
Klinger: Actually sir it's very amusing.
Potter: Then how come Madame Pitchfork isn't laughing?
Klinger (referring to Korean woman holding pitchfork): This is Miss Oksun Li. She thinks I was playing inappropriate games with her daughter here.
Klinger (to Korean mother who accuses him of conduct unbecoming): Madam, it is against the rules to fold, spindle, or perforate military personnel. Could we go back to the broom or how about a vacuum cleaner? Uhh Colonel would you mind dropping everything and coming out here fast?!
Potter : What the heck is going-- put that thing down lady this is no hayride. Now what in the name of Beezlebub is goin on here? (everyone starts talking at once to explain and Colonel Potter holds up his arms for silence) Hold it down! (After everyone is quiet) Now that's more like it. Klinger this woman seems a little cranky.
Klinger : Actually sir it's very amusing.
Potter : Then how come Madame Pitchfork isn't laughing?
Klinger (referring to Korean woman holding pitchfork): This is Miss Oksun Li. She thinks I was playing inappropriate games with her daughter here.
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