[Potter just un-gagged Charles after Hawkeye and BJ tied him up]
Charles: Colonel, I... [he gags, then starts again] I was raised in a gracious and civilized atmosphere. I was taught the Golden Rule, and with the exception of some few business dealings, I have learned to live by it. However, in this case, I want these vermin HUNG! I want them buried in anthills, their bodies smeared with honey!
Potter: Easy, Major.
Charles: I want them drawn and quartered, and I want the pieces arrested!

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