Potter: How can you see with those filthy glasses?
Radar: I know where everything is.
Potter: (seeing Klinger eat a piece of a jeep): "A" for effort Klinger but it's not gonna work.
Klinger: Watch this. (swallows the lugnut and smiles).
Radar: Oh wow right down.
Klinger: Dip it in a little 30 weight motor oil, pop it in and let it slide down the gullet like a blue point oyster.
Radar: Colonel he's crazy.
Klinger: See? I got a witness. You gotta give me a Section 8 and send me home.
Potter: No dice.
Klinger: If you don't let me out for being a nut you're nuttier than me! Sir.
Radar: I know where everything is.
Potter: (seeing Klinger eat a piece of a jeep): "A" for effort Klinger but it's not gonna work.
Klinger: Watch this. (swallows the lugnut and smiles).
Radar: Oh wow right down.
Klinger: Dip it in a little 30 weight motor oil, pop it in and let it slide down the gullet like a blue point oyster.
Radar: Colonel he's crazy.
Klinger: See? I got a witness. You gotta give me a Section 8 and send me home.
Potter: No dice.
Klinger: If you don't let me out for being a nut you're nuttier than me! Sir.
Potter : How can you see with those filthy glasses?
Radar : I know where everything is.
Potter : (seeing Klinger eat a piece of a jeep): "A" for effort Klinger but it's not gonna work.
Klinger : Watch this. (swallows the lugnut and smiles).
Radar : Oh wow right down.
Klinger : Dip it in a little 30 weight motor oil, pop it in and let it slide down the gullet like a blue point oyster.
Radar : Colonel he's crazy.
Klinger : See? I got a witness. You gotta give me a Section 8 and send me home.
Potter : No dice.
Klinger : If you don't let me out for being a nut you're nuttier than me! Sir.
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