Hawkeye: Klinger, what civil war hero said "Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead." And please try to answer with less than the seven basic ballet movements.
Klinger: I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Tugarraf!
Hawkeye: "Tugarraf?!"
BJ: That's "Farragut." He said it backwards.
Hawkeye: Aha! True or false: You can reach the high notes of the "Star-Spangled Banner" by standing on your toes.
Klinger: That ain't part of the test!
Hawkeye: Yes, but how did you know?
Radar: He's cheating! He's got the answers written all over him!
Klinger: I am not! Those are tattoos! Leave me alone!
Hawkeye: No wonder he knows history like the back of his hand.
Klinger: I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Tugarraf!
Hawkeye: "Tugarraf?!"
BJ: That's "Farragut." He said it backwards.
Hawkeye: Aha! True or false: You can reach the high notes of the "Star-Spangled Banner" by standing on your toes.
Klinger: That ain't part of the test!
Hawkeye: Yes, but how did you know?
Radar: He's cheating! He's got the answers written all over him!
Klinger: I am not! Those are tattoos! Leave me alone!
Hawkeye: No wonder he knows history like the back of his hand.
Hawkeye : Klinger, what civil war hero said "Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead." And please try to answer with less than the seven basic ballet movements.
Klinger : I'm thinking. I'm thinking. Tugarraf!
Hawkeye : "Tugarraf?!"
BJ : That's "Farragut." He said it backwards.
Hawkeye : Aha! True or false: You can reach the high notes of the "Star-Spangled Banner" by standing on your toes.
Klinger : That ain't part of the test!
Hawkeye : Yes, but how did you know?
Radar : He's cheating! He's got the answers written all over him!
Klinger : I am not! Those are tattoos! Leave me alone!
Hawkeye : No wonder he knows history like the back of his hand.
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