Frank: [in Henry's office] What if the Minutemen in 1776, on their way to Lexington and Concord, had stopped to worry about . . . toilet paper?!
Hawkeye: So we would have had independence 10 minutes later.
Hawkeye: So we would have had independence 10 minutes later.
Frank : [in Henry's office] What if the Minutemen in 1776, on their way to Lexington and Concord, had stopped to worry about . . . toilet paper ?!
Hawkeye : So we would have had independence 10 minutes later.
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