Hawkeye: [Scrubbing up before returning to the OR.] If my hands could talk, they'd scream. I'm raw from all the scrubbing.
Nurse: Why don't you see a doctor?
Hawkeye: How would you like a swift kiss in the mouth?
Nurse: Why don't you see a doctor?
Hawkeye: How would you like a swift kiss in the mouth?
Hawkeye : [Scrubbing up before returning to the OR.] If my hands could talk, they'd scream. I'm raw from all the scrubbing.
Nurse : Why don't you see a doctor?
Hawkeye : How would you like a swift kiss in the mouth?
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