[After Hawkeye tries to say something in Korean]
Captain Pak: Give him a bicarbonate and tell him to stay off his feet.
Hawkeye: Isn't that "Your presence is welcome in our camp"?
Pak: No, it's "Your uncle has gas from eating cabbage."
[After Hawkeye says something else in Korean]
Pak: Sorry to hear that.
Hawkeye: What?
Pak: Your uncle with the gas is now pregnant.
Captain Pak: Give him a bicarbonate and tell him to stay off his feet.
Hawkeye: Isn't that "Your presence is welcome in our camp"?
Pak: No, it's "Your uncle has gas from eating cabbage."
[After Hawkeye says something else in Korean]
Pak: Sorry to hear that.
Hawkeye: What?
Pak: Your uncle with the gas is now pregnant.
[After Hawkeye tries to say something in Korean]
Captain Pak : Give him a bicarbonate and tell him to stay off his feet.
Hawkeye : Isn't that "Your presence is welcome in our camp"?
Pak : No, it's "Your uncle has gas from eating cabbage."
[After Hawkeye says something else in Korean]
Pak : Sorry to hear that.
Hawkeye : What?
Pak : Your uncle with the gas is now pregnant.
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