Frank: You're asking me to let a pervert out of the Army?!
Hawkeye: Oh, by all means, Frank. Let's leave the perverts in the Army.
Trapper: Anyway, Klinger's not a pervert.
Hot Lips: How do you know?
Trapper: Because I'm one--and he's never at the meetings!
Hawkeye: Oh, by all means, Frank. Let's leave the perverts in the Army.
Trapper: Anyway, Klinger's not a pervert.
Hot Lips: How do you know?
Trapper: Because I'm one--and he's never at the meetings!
Frank : You're asking me to let a pervert out of the Army?!
Hawkeye : Oh, by all means, Frank. Let's leave the perverts in the Army.
Trapper : Anyway, Klinger's not a pervert.
Hot Lips : How do you know?
Trapper : Because I'm one--and he's never at the meetings!
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