Hawkeye: [to Corporal Walker] Are you married?
Corporal Walker: Sort of.
Hawkeye: Sort of married? That's like being sort of a virgin.
Corporal Walker: Sort of.
Hawkeye: Sort of married? That's like being sort of a virgin.
Hawkeye : [to Corporal Walker] Are you married?
Corporal Walker : Sort of.
Hawkeye : Sort of married? That's like being sort of a virgin.
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