Sidney: Sign this, soldier.
Klinger: What's it say?
Sidney: It says that I have examined you and found you to be a transvestite and a homosexual.
Klinger: I ain't any of those. Where do you get off calling me that?
Sidney: I think I got the idea from your cleavage.
Klinger: Listen, all I want is a Section 8. You know what you can do with this.
Sidney: Hey soldier. You forgot your purse.
Klinger: What's it say?
Sidney: It says that I have examined you and found you to be a transvestite and a homosexual.
Klinger: I ain't any of those. Where do you get off calling me that?
Sidney: I think I got the idea from your cleavage.
Klinger: Listen, all I want is a Section 8. You know what you can do with this.
Sidney: Hey soldier. You forgot your purse.
Sidney : Sign this, soldier.
Klinger : What's it say?
Sidney : It says that I have examined you and found you to be a transvestite and a homosexual.
Klinger : I ain't any of those. Where do you get off calling me that?
Sidney : I think I got the idea from your cleavage.
Klinger : Listen, all I want is a Section 8. You know what you can do with this.
Sidney : Hey soldier. You forgot your purse.
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