Trapper: [Upon seeing Frank in the longjohns.] Look at what the giant rodent has on his body.
Hawkeye: Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!
Frank: Wouldn't you like to know!
Hawkeye: [picks up empty gas can and prepares to swing at Frank.] Those are mine you hermaphroditic weasel!
Frank: Possession is 9/10 of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!
Hawkeye: If I didn't think it would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!
Hawkeye: Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!
Frank: Wouldn't you like to know!
Hawkeye: [picks up empty gas can and prepares to swing at Frank.] Those are mine you hermaphroditic weasel!
Frank: Possession is 9/10 of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!
Hawkeye: If I didn't think it would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!
Trapper : [Upon seeing Frank in the longjohns.] Look at what the giant rodent has on his body.
Hawkeye : Supparating pustules, if there's any justice. [to Frank] Where'd you get those longjohns!
Frank : Wouldn't you like to know!
Hawkeye : [picks up empty gas can and prepares to swing at Frank.] Those are mine you hermaphroditic weasel!
Frank : Possession is 9/10 of the law, Pierce. And I'm sleeping with a loaded baseball bat under my pillow, so don't try anything!
Hawkeye : If I didn't think it would keep you warm, Frank, I'd come over there and beat you to a pulp. Say your prayers, Frank, or the tooth fairy may come and knock out all your teeth!
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