Bud: This is so low! It says here that you're both six months pregnant by Billy Ray Cyrus!
Kelly: Really? Well, how come Mom is showing and I'm not?
Peg: I AM NOT SHOWING!... and you're grounded.
Kelly: Calm down, Mom, it's bad for the baby.
Bud: Kelly, hello? You're not really pregnant!
Kelly: Pffeew. Looks like we squeaked by that one, hey, Mom?
Kelly: Really? Well, how come Mom is showing and I'm not?
Peg: I AM NOT SHOWING!... and you're grounded.
Kelly: Calm down, Mom, it's bad for the baby.
Bud: Kelly, hello? You're not really pregnant!
Kelly: Pffeew. Looks like we squeaked by that one, hey, Mom?
Bud : This is so low! It says here that you're both six months pregnant by Billy Ray Cyrus!
Kelly : Really? Well, how come Mom is showing and I'm not?
Peg : I AM NOT SHOWING!... and you're grounded.
Kelly : Calm down, Mom, it's bad for the baby.
Bud : Kelly, hello? You're not really pregnant!
Kelly : Pffeew. Looks like we squeaked by that one, hey, Mom?
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