Cal: Did you play pro ball?
Al: Well, I could have, but I had a career ending accident.
Cal: Knee?
Al: Marriage.
Al: Well, I could have, but I had a career ending accident.
Cal: Knee?
Al: Marriage.
Cal : Did you play pro ball?
Al : Well, I could have, but I had a career ending accident.
Cal : Knee?
Al : Marriage.
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