Peg: Oh, Al, the rubes think I'm sexy.
Al: Yeah, I would too, Peg, if I drank whiskey for breakfast.
Al: Yeah, I would too, Peg, if I drank whiskey for breakfast.
Peg : Oh, Al, the rubes think I'm sexy.
Al : Yeah, I would too, Peg, if I drank whiskey for breakfast.
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