Bud: Dad, when you were in school, did a girl ever did something to you that ruined your entire life?
Al: Yes, and you call that girl "Mom" now.
Al: Yes, and you call that girl "Mom" now.
Bud : Dad, when you were in school, did a girl ever did something to you that ruined your entire life?
Al : Yes, and you call that girl "Mom" now.
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