Peg: Hi, Al. Did you have a good day?
Al: I came home. How good could it have been?
Al: (looking at the phone bill) Hey we qualify for the gold bill, family! [all getting excited hovering over Al] Family, please, let's all contain the excitement until after I'm dead.
Al: Milwaukee. Milwaukee. That sounds like the town they centered around your mother, eh, Peg?

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