Peg: Okay Al, let's go over this one more time. What do you work as?
Al: Garbageman.
Peg: How often do we do we make love?
Al: Five times a year.
Peg: It's five times a week, Al.
Al: Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.
Peg: I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?
Al: None.
Al: Garbageman.
Peg: How often do we do we make love?
Al: Five times a year.
Peg: It's five times a week, Al.
Al: Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.
Peg: I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?
Al: None.
Peg : Okay Al, let's go over this one more time. What do you work as?
Al : Garbageman.
Peg : How often do we do we make love?
Al : Five times a year.
Peg : It's five times a week, Al.
Al : Oh, come on, Peg, no one's going to believe that.
Peg : I'm not asking you to do it. Just say it. Okay, now, how many children have we got?
Al : None.
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