Peg: I swear that he is more in love with that toilet than he is with me.
Marcy: Oh, of course he is not.
Al: Hey, Peg [hugs the toilet]. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you.
Peg: What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al: A job.
Marcy: Oh, of course he is not.
Al: Hey, Peg [hugs the toilet]. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you.
Peg: What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al: A job.
Peg : I swear that he is more in love with that toilet than he is with me.
Marcy : Oh, of course he is not.
Al : Hey, Peg [hugs the toilet]. Daddy loves you. Daddy loves you.
Peg : What does that toilet have that I don't?
Al : A job.
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