Kelly: I didn't ask to be here, and I didn't ask to be born.
Al: Peg?
Peg: Well, it's her time of the month, Al.
Al: What the hell did we bring her for, then?
Bud: Squeak through another month, eh, Kel?
Kelly: Your mother.
Al: Peg?
Peg: Well, it's her time of the month, Al.
Al: What the hell did we bring her for, then?
Bud: Squeak through another month, eh, Kel?
Kelly: Your mother.
Kelly : I didn't ask to be here, and I didn't ask to be born.
Al : Peg?
Peg : Well, it's her time of the month, Al.
Al : What the hell did we bring her for, then?
Bud : Squeak through another month, eh, Kel?
Kelly : Your mother.
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