Officer: There's no sign of forced-entry. You don't have any idea how they could have got inside?
Hal: It's a mystery.
Dewey: You left the window open.
Hal: ...Mystery solved!
Officer: What are you doing here again?
Hal: We're watching the owner's cat.
Officer: I don't see a cat.
Hal: We're not doing a very good job.

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