[Reese is playing around with Victor's army paraphernalia, when he pulls the safety pin off a grenade.]
Victor: God in Heaven!
Reese: What? What?!
Victor: This is live grenade! Do not let go of the handle, or we both die!
Reese: I don't want to die!
Victor: Don't worry, all we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in, and everything will be fine.
[The pin breaks; the two of them are shocked]
[Malcolm is soothing his black eye when Victor and Reese run in, still locked by the grenade.]
Victor: (to Reese) Quit crying like baby.
Malcolm: What's going on?
Reese: Grandpa gave me a live grenade. It's really cool. You wanna hold it?!
Victor: No, no, no! It's for you, not him.
Malcolm: Oh my God! We have to call the police!
Victor: No! No police! No police, please! There's no reason to panic. [Throws the phone on the table out of the room]
Malcolm: Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!
Reese: He's right. I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here!
Victor: God in Heaven!
Reese: What? What?!
Victor: This is live grenade! Do not let go of the handle, or we both die!
Reese: I don't want to die!
Victor: Don't worry, all we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in, and everything will be fine.
[The pin breaks; the two of them are shocked]
[Malcolm is soothing his black eye when Victor and Reese run in, still locked by the grenade.]
Victor: (to Reese) Quit crying like baby.
Malcolm: What's going on?
Reese: Grandpa gave me a live grenade. It's really cool. You wanna hold it?!
Victor: No, no, no! It's for you, not him.
Malcolm: Oh my God! We have to call the police!
Victor: No! No police! No police, please! There's no reason to panic. [Throws the phone on the table out of the room]
Malcolm: Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!
Reese: He's right. I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here!
[Reese is playing around with Victor's army paraphernalia, when he pulls the safety pin off a grenade.]
Victor : God in Heaven!
Reese : What? What?!
Victor : This is live grenade! Do not let go of the handle, or we both die!
Reese : I don't want to die!
Victor : Don't worry, all we have to do is find the pin. Find the pin, put the pin back in, and everything will be fine.
[The pin breaks; the two of them are shocked]
[Malcolm is soothing his black eye when Victor and Reese run in, still locked by the grenade.]
Victor : (to Reese) Quit crying like baby.
Malcolm : What's going on?
Reese : Grandpa gave me a live grenade. It's really cool. You wanna hold it?!
Victor : No, no, no! It's for you, not him.
Malcolm : Oh my God! We have to call the police!
Victor : No! No police! No police, please! There's no reason to panic. [Throws the phone on the table out of the room]
Malcolm : Yes, there is! You gave Reese a live grenade, and he's a total idiot!
Reese : He's right. I am. I don't think I should have it anymore. Here!
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