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605 total quotesSawyer: A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?
Sawyer: All right, let's do it.
Hurley: Do what?
Sawyer: I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
Hurley: Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
Sawyer: Could we just do this?
Hurley: Do what?
Sawyer: Make nice.
Hurley: Apologize for calling me all those names.
Sawyer: I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
Hurley: Really?
Sawyer: You're worse than a girl!
Hurley: Do what?
Sawyer: I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
Hurley: Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
Sawyer: Could we just do this?
Hurley: Do what?
Sawyer: Make nice.
Hurley: Apologize for calling me all those names.
Sawyer: I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
Hurley: Really?
Sawyer: You're worse than a girl!
Sawyer: Are you having fun yet, Freckles?
Kate: Quit staring at my ass.
Sawyer: Give me something else to stare at.
Kate: Quit staring at my ass.
Sawyer: Give me something else to stare at.
Sawyer: By the time you get back we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.
Jack: Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.
Sawyer: [pause] Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.
Jack: [starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]
Sawyer: See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
Jack: [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...
Sawyer: Good luck, Jack.
Jack: Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.
Sawyer: [pause] Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.
Jack: [starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]
Sawyer: See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
Jack: [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...
Sawyer: Good luck, Jack.
Sawyer: Do you read?
The Man in Black: Doesn't everybody?
Sawyer: You ever read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, it's my favorite.
The Man in Black: No, a little after my time.
Sawyer: It's about these two guys, George and Lenny. Lenny's kinda slow... causin' George problems... so George walks him into the woods and tells him to look out yonder and picture the pretty little house they're gonna live in some day. Then he shoots Lenny in the back of the head.
The Man in Black: That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.
Sawyer: [Sawyer puts a gun to the back of MIB's head] It ain't.
The Man in Black: Something on your mind, James?
Sawyer: I'm wondering what would happen if I was to put a bullet in your head?
The Man in Black: Let's find out?
Sawyer:[Sawyer hesitates and lowers the gun] What are you?
The Man in Black: What I am is trapped. And I've been trapped for so long that I don't even remember what it feels like to be free. Maybe you can understand that. But before I was trapped, I was a man, James. Just like you.
Sawyer: I'm havin' a hard time believin' that...
The Man in Black: You can believe whatever you want, that's the truth. I know what it's like to feel joy... to feel pain, anger, fear... to experience betrayal. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. So if you wanna shoot me, shoot me. But you're so close, James. It would be such a shame to turn back now.
The Man in Black: Doesn't everybody?
Sawyer: You ever read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, it's my favorite.
The Man in Black: No, a little after my time.
Sawyer: It's about these two guys, George and Lenny. Lenny's kinda slow... causin' George problems... so George walks him into the woods and tells him to look out yonder and picture the pretty little house they're gonna live in some day. Then he shoots Lenny in the back of the head.
The Man in Black: That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.
Sawyer: [Sawyer puts a gun to the back of MIB's head] It ain't.
The Man in Black: Something on your mind, James?
Sawyer: I'm wondering what would happen if I was to put a bullet in your head?
The Man in Black: Let's find out?
Sawyer:[Sawyer hesitates and lowers the gun] What are you?
The Man in Black: What I am is trapped. And I've been trapped for so long that I don't even remember what it feels like to be free. Maybe you can understand that. But before I was trapped, I was a man, James. Just like you.
Sawyer: I'm havin' a hard time believin' that...
The Man in Black: You can believe whatever you want, that's the truth. I know what it's like to feel joy... to feel pain, anger, fear... to experience betrayal. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. So if you wanna shoot me, shoot me. But you're so close, James. It would be such a shame to turn back now.
Sawyer: First things first. Give me your shirt.
Daniel: My shirt?
Sawyer: Yeah.
Daniel: I really think we have far more pressing matters then me giving you a shirt. How about we just keep moving, okay?
Sawyer: How about we call a time out so you can tell us what the hell's going on?
Daniel: How about you trust me?
Sawyer: Trust you? I don't even know you!
Daniel: We really do not have time for me to try to explain. You have no idea how difficult that would be for me to try to explain this-this phenomenon to a quantum physicist. That would be difficult. So for me to try to explain whatevers happened-
[Sawyer slaps Daniel]
Charlotte: Oy! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
Sawyer: Shut it, ginger, or you're getting one too. Now talk.
Daniel: This island... Think of the island like a record spinning on a turntable. Only now, that record is skipping. Whatever Ben Linus did down at the Orchard station... I think it may have... dislodged us.
Miles: Dislodged us from what?
Daniel: ... Time.
Daniel: My shirt?
Sawyer: Yeah.
Daniel: I really think we have far more pressing matters then me giving you a shirt. How about we just keep moving, okay?
Sawyer: How about we call a time out so you can tell us what the hell's going on?
Daniel: How about you trust me?
Sawyer: Trust you? I don't even know you!
Daniel: We really do not have time for me to try to explain. You have no idea how difficult that would be for me to try to explain this-this phenomenon to a quantum physicist. That would be difficult. So for me to try to explain whatevers happened-
[Sawyer slaps Daniel]
Charlotte: Oy! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
Sawyer: Shut it, ginger, or you're getting one too. Now talk.
Daniel: This island... Think of the island like a record spinning on a turntable. Only now, that record is skipping. Whatever Ben Linus did down at the Orchard station... I think it may have... dislodged us.
Miles: Dislodged us from what?
Daniel: ... Time.
Sawyer: Hate to break this up, but Heidi's taking the geek on a death march in the jungle.
Sawyer: Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?
Locke: I'm alphabetizing.
Sawyer: Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!
Locke: I'm alphabetizing.
Sawyer: Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!
Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell is my stuff?
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: You know good and damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, bottle of scotch...
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Charlie: What stuff?
Sawyer: You know good and damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, bottle of scotch...
Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
Sawyer: How'd you learn to speak Latin?
Juliet: Others 101. It's the language of the enlightened.
Sawyer: Enlightened, my ass.
Juliet: Others 101. It's the language of the enlightened.
Sawyer: Enlightened, my ass.
Sawyer: I got good news and bad news. What you want first?
Horace: Good news.
Sawyer: You're a daddy. Bad news is you missed it.
Horace: Oh, gosh. Amy... She had the baby?
Sawyer: It's a boy.
Horace: A boy?
[Sawyer shakes his head "Yes"]
Sawyer: Now how about you tell me... why you're too busy drinking and blowing up trees to see him be born?
Horace: I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty, so I went to grab a pair of Amy's, and... I found this... In the back of her drawer.
[He shows Sawyer Paul's necklace]
Horace: It was Paul's.
Sawyer: You got in a fight over a necklace?
Horace: I know. But... It's only been three years, Jim. Just three years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?
Sawyer: I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it. For a little while, I'd lay in bed every night, wondering if it was a mistake. Wondering if... I'd ever stop thinking about her. And now I can barely remember what she looks like. I mean, her face... it's.. She's just gone, and she ain't never coming back. So... Is three years long enough to get over someone? Absolutely.
Horace: Good news.
Sawyer: You're a daddy. Bad news is you missed it.
Horace: Oh, gosh. Amy... She had the baby?
Sawyer: It's a boy.
Horace: A boy?
[Sawyer shakes his head "Yes"]
Sawyer: Now how about you tell me... why you're too busy drinking and blowing up trees to see him be born?
Horace: I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty, so I went to grab a pair of Amy's, and... I found this... In the back of her drawer.
[He shows Sawyer Paul's necklace]
Horace: It was Paul's.
Sawyer: You got in a fight over a necklace?
Horace: I know. But... It's only been three years, Jim. Just three years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?
Sawyer: I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it. For a little while, I'd lay in bed every night, wondering if it was a mistake. Wondering if... I'd ever stop thinking about her. And now I can barely remember what she looks like. I mean, her face... it's.. She's just gone, and she ain't never coming back. So... Is three years long enough to get over someone? Absolutely.
Sawyer: I saw Kate.
Juliet: What?
Sawyer: Last night, in the jungle. Before the last flash. She was delivering Claire's baby.
Juliet: But that was two months ago.
Sawyer: Time travel's a bitch.
Juliet: What?
Sawyer: Last night, in the jungle. Before the last flash. She was delivering Claire's baby.
Juliet: But that was two months ago.
Sawyer: Time travel's a bitch.