Sam Tyler: Maybe the NF shot him, left the heroin there, to make him look bad.
Gene Hunt: The NF are too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, they'd still miss!
Sam Tyler: I'd still like to explore the racially motivated line of enquiry.
Gene Hunt: And I'd like my boot to explore your jacksie, come on Tyler, where's the evidence you're so fond of?
Gene Hunt: The NF are too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, they'd still miss!
Sam Tyler: I'd still like to explore the racially motivated line of enquiry.
Gene Hunt: And I'd like my boot to explore your jacksie, come on Tyler, where's the evidence you're so fond of?
Sam Tyler : Maybe the NF shot him, left the heroin there, to make him look bad.
Gene Hunt : The NF are too stupid for that. They could stick a shotgun up my arse and pull the trigger, they'd still miss!
Sam Tyler : I'd still like to explore the racially motivated line of enquiry.
Gene Hunt : And I'd like my boot to explore your jacksie, come on Tyler, where's the evidence you're so fond of?
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