Nelson: What can I get you, man, raise your spirits?
Sam Tyler: Diet Coke, please.
[Nelson looks blank]
Sam Tyler: Just kidding, a pint of bitter.
Sam Tyler: Diet Coke, please.
[Nelson looks blank]
Sam Tyler: Just kidding, a pint of bitter.
Nelson : What can I get you, man, raise your spirits?
Sam Tyler : Diet Coke, please.
[Nelson looks blank]
Sam Tyler : Just kidding, a pint of bitter.
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