Kim Possible quotes
538 total quotesKim: Okay, here's the deal. I may have to drive you to school, but that doesn't mean I have to be seen with you. So duck, or walk.
Jim/Tim: Aww...
Kim: NOW!
[Jim and Tim duck their heads. Kim starts the car, but sees the passenger seat empty.]
Kim: Ron, not you! [Ron pops up.]
Jim/Tim: Aww...
Kim: NOW!
[Jim and Tim duck their heads. Kim starts the car, but sees the passenger seat empty.]
Kim: Ron, not you! [Ron pops up.]
Kim: Only missed the dance by a thousand miles that time!
Rufus: Oh man!
Kim: Okay this time even slower.
(The two race off and end up at the Statue of Liberty. Kim sighs, giving up)
Rufus: Oh man!
Kim: Okay this time even slower.
(The two race off and end up at the Statue of Liberty. Kim sighs, giving up)
Kim: Open the envelope, Ron. Maybe the check's big enough for you to grande-size.
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
Ron: (stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
Kim & Bonnie: (looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
Bonnie: (tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: ...Cool!
[Ron opens the envelope, and his eyes bug out when he sees the check.]
Ron: (stammering) I-it's for nuh-nuh-nuh, ni...
Kim & Bonnie: (looking) NINETY-NINE MILLION DOLLARS?!
Bonnie: (tousling Ron's hair) Ron Stoppable, you are such a hottie!
Ron: Are you saying that because I'm rich?
Bonnie: Uh-huh.
Ron: ...Cool!
Kim: Ron, get over it, already.
Ron: Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.
Kim: And this from a wrestling fan?
Ron: I don't get the connection.
Ron: Sorry, KP, but discovering that your action hero is a big fake is not something you just get over.
Kim: And this from a wrestling fan?
Ron: I don't get the connection.
Kim: Ron, get to the laser drill. I'll take care of Shego.
Ron: Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?
Ron: Great plan...! What exactly is the plan, again?
Kim: Ron, have you been listening to a word I've said.
Ron: Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?
Ron: Bonnie has the nerve to challenge me after all I've done for the squad, after all I've done for her? I can't believe this!...Close quote. [Kim looks at him in askance] Now, were you listening to my burrito problem?
Kim: Ron, I couldn't save the world without you.
Young Ron: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY!
Young Ron: AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES THE GIANT MONKEY!
Kim: Ron, I'm gonna say something to you I've never said before.
Ron: What?
Kim: You're thinking too much!
Ron: What?
Kim: You're thinking too much!
Kim: Ron, infiltrating, no crunch zone.
Ron: Right. (munches) Whoa, there's chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...
Kim: (sighs) Wade, what have you got?
Wade: Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.
Ron: Right. (munches) Whoa, there's chocolate at the bottom, heh-heh...
Kim: (sighs) Wade, what have you got?
Wade: Nothing I can put my finger on. Infrared shows something in there is using a lot of power, but I have no idea what.
Kim: Ron, this is ludicrous!
Ron: I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?
Ron: I know! You'd think a swank joint like this could spring for a real box of crayons! Oh, and watch your vocab, Kim, "ludicrous" is kind of a grownup word. Remember, you're 12, so maybe "doofy" or "stupido"?
Kim: Ron, U-Turn
Ron: What? Oh gotta save your boys.
Shego: Oww! We go her boys.
Kim: They're not my boys
Ron: What? Oh gotta save your boys.
Shego: Oww! We go her boys.
Kim: They're not my boys
Kim: Ron, what are you doing here?
Ron: I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.
Ron: I come for the games but I stay for the burnt pizza smell [sniffs the air] Mmm.
Kim: Ron, you've got to stop! Evil isn't your thing, it's Drakken's thing!
Evil Ron: Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!
Good Drakken: I did not.
Shego: You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?
Evil Ron: Oh, but I'm so much better at it! Did Drakken ever build a plasma blaster of this stature? Did he?!
Good Drakken: I did not.
Shego: You didn't. Who knew the buffoon was a natural?
Kim: Ron. We might have a lead on Drakken. (weighing them in her hand) Drakken... nachos? I'm gonna have to go with Drakken.
Ron: Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."
Ron: Well, that kind of 'tude is narrowing the race for "employee of the month."