Kim Possible quotes

538 total quotes


Kim Possible: Some kid's gonna get hurt trying to imitate that girls stunts!
Jim: Hey! Let's see if we can sneak into the bear cage at the zoo, like Adrena Lynn!
Tim: Cool!
Jim: Here, tie this steak on!

Kim: There he is... that's Falsetto Jones.
Ron: Why do you think he's called "Falsetto"?
Falsetto: (high-pitched) Welcome, humans and canines alike, to my annual dog show!
Kim: Freak helium accident.
Ron: Ouch.

Kim [about Adrena Lynn's show]: This show is a mind-numbing waste of satellite frequencies.
Ron: You're right. Besides, I'm taping it at home.

Kim: (to Ron) So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?!
Girl: (to some boy) It's true. She just said it herself!
Ron: Did you see it? My name in lights? Well, in ink actually, but still.
Kim: Ron, you ferociously misquoted me!
Ron: Woah. I may have done a tiny bit of rephrasing but, come on; you'd think a crime-fighting cheerleader would give a more interesting interview. The paper liked my story so much, they're giving me a column!

Kim: (to Ron) Why are you looking at me like that?
Ron: Cause I've found my story. I'm gonna interview you! The Kim Possible!
Kim: Since when does my name have a "The" in front of it?
Ron: And Kim, I won't accept anything less than the hard-hitting truth.

Kim: ...Mom, do you have me on speaker?
Kim's Mum: Sorry, honey - I've got both hands in a fifty-two-year-old male's temporal lobe.

Kim: (trying to use the electric mixer) I feel ridiculous!
Ron: That, Kim... is why you fail.

Kim: [about Jim & Tim, after smashing two rockets they let loose in the house]: This is what happens when a rocket scientist and a brain surgeon reproduce.

Kim: [over the Kimmunicator] Hey, Wade.
Wade: What's up, Kim?
Kim: Have you heard from Ron? I haven't seen him all day.
[On the "Wadebot" monitor, Ron is running from a giant mutant flower.]
Ron: AH! AH! IT'S GOT ME! OH MAN, IT'S GOT ME...!
Wade: Ron? Uh... haven't heard a peep.
Dementor: [laughing] With my mutagenic plants, I shall grow a new world! A world that I control!
Ron: OW! THORNS! OH, THEY HURT WHEN THEY'RE POKING! OW!

Kim: [repeated line] Height limit.

Kim: [seeing her mother dressed in the same style of mission outfit as Kim] Mom, this is a mission. I need Ron.
Mrs. Possible: Well, now you don't have Ron. You have Mom.

Kim: [seeing the math fight between Mr. Stoppable and The Mathter] Okay, did you have any idea your father had it in him?
Ron: No, but who knew we'd be fighting a crazed math villain?
Kim: Yep, so convenient.

Kim: [To her mother] Not the puppy dog pout! That's mine!

Kim: [to Ron] Never, never tell anyone to go out and buy spinning tops of doom.

Kim: [to the Mathter] Okay, one more lame-o math reference, and I am going to LOSE IT!