Jersey Shore Season 2 quotes

Vinny

Jenni's tits definitely defy gravity. I think Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics and work it around Jenni's tits.

Ronnie

Right away I know it's either Snooki or Jenni, but then I read the letter and I see the word "wisely," and I know Snooki doesn't use that kinda vocabulary.

[to Angelina] Clean the house, you dirty mess...Please hit the f--kin' treadmill! You know what, don't even hit the treadmill, hit the elliptical, it's better for you.

Snooki

Do you know what gay guys do? They're not attracted to vagina, they're attracted to asshole.

Snooki

Jen, you're fuckin' retarded for agreeing with Angelina, and Angelina, shut the fuck up, cuz who are you?

Pauly D

We noticed beached whales at the beach...oh no, I'm sorry, it was Angelina and her friend Gina.

If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good, if you don't tan, you're pale, and if you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes!

Pauly D

Rocio seems mad cool, she's definitely not a ho, she's definitely not a stalker...she's cool.

Snooki

Angelina got it in with Vinny 'cause she's a loosey-goose, and then she had sex with Jose the next day...WHORE...just sayin'.

Everybody loves a guy who gets girls...and then everybody doesn't like a girl that is a ho...and it's Angelina.

Vinny

My v-neck is so fresh that I skip t-shirt time, like it defied the rules of t-shirt time.

To call me fake, it's just blasphemy to talk against the leader like that, in other countries you get hung for that type of shit.

Ronnie

Standing in one corner, 4 foot 9, 2 inches with the poof, 'Snooki' Polizzi... standing in the other corner at 322 lbs, the Staten Island Dump!

Snooki

What I would love to find is a guido, juicehead with my style who's not a cheater 'cause I'm not gonna go on Match.com again.

Pauly D

This guy definitely wrote down a fake number 'cause who the hell would want Angelina to call them after that?