Lily: Marshall, they're in kindergarten. You don't teach basketball this way.
Marshall: Sure you do, it's the way I learned.
Lily: Are you kidding? What sociopath taught you this way?
[Flashback]
Young Marshall: Come on, Dad! I'm tired!
Marvin: Sleep is for winners! You can go to bed when you score a basket!
Young Marshall: I'm trying!
Marvin: Oh, let's give you two points for trying! Negative two points for having a great big head!
[Present]
Marshall: My father gave me no quarter. And I asked for no quarter.
Marshall: Sure you do, it's the way I learned.
Lily: Are you kidding? What sociopath taught you this way?
[Flashback]
Young Marshall: Come on, Dad! I'm tired!
Marvin: Sleep is for winners! You can go to bed when you score a basket!
Young Marshall: I'm trying!
Marvin: Oh, let's give you two points for trying! Negative two points for having a great big head!
[Present]
Marshall: My father gave me no quarter. And I asked for no quarter.
Lily : Marshall, they're in kindergarten. You don't teach basketball this way.
Marshall : Sure you do, it's the way I learned.
Lily : Are you kidding? What sociopath taught you this way?
[Flashback]
Young Marshall : Come on, Dad! I'm tired!
Marvin : Sleep is for winners! You can go to bed when you score a basket!
Young Marshall : I'm trying!
Marvin : Oh, let's give you two points for trying! Negative two points for having a great big head!
[Present]
Marshall : My father gave me no quarter. And I asked for no quarter.
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