Ted: Okay, we HAVE to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon.
Robin: I'd offer her my place, but I have dogs and she's allergic.
Ted: Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's more allergic to that.
Robin: What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery, but it's gotta have a couch.
Barney: The Fortress of Barnitude? No way.
Robin: Oh come on. She's desperate.
Barney: Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass.
Robin: I'd offer her my place, but I have dogs and she's allergic.
Ted: Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's more allergic to that.
Robin: What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery, but it's gotta have a couch.
Barney: The Fortress of Barnitude? No way.
Robin: Oh come on. She's desperate.
Barney: Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass.
Ted : Okay, we HAVE to get Lily out of that apartment. Her roommate is a raccoon.
Robin : I'd offer her my place, but I have dogs and she's allergic.
Ted : Dogs? I live with her ex-boyfriend. I think she's more allergic to that.
Robin : What about your place, Barney? I know it's shrouded in mystery, but it's gotta have a couch.
Barney : The Fortress of Barnitude? No way.
Robin : Oh come on. She's desperate.
Barney : Mmm, normally a prerequisite for the women I bring home, but pass.
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