Mark: Do you have to go to the bathroom, Dad?
Tim: I don't think I'm EVER going to the bathroom again.
Mark: What happened?
Tim[strained]: I pulled my GROIN!
Mark: What's that?
Tim: My very favorite muscle.
Tim: I don't think I'm EVER going to the bathroom again.
Mark: What happened?
Tim[strained]: I pulled my GROIN!
Mark: What's that?
Tim: My very favorite muscle.
Mark : Do you have to go to the bathroom, Dad?
Tim : I don't think I'm EVER going to the bathroom again.
Mark : What happened?
Tim [ strained ]: I pulled my GROIN!
Mark : What's that?
Tim : My very favorite muscle.
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