Jill[explaining her trashy romance novels]: I know it seems silly, but some of these are very well-written.
Tim: Really? [reading from the book, in a deep voice] Her heart stood still as Derek swept her into his arms. His sinewy biceps rippled as he carried her up the STAIRS, to a NIGHT, of ETERNAL ECSTASY! Oh, PLEASE!
Jill[embarassed]: Okay, so I enjoy cheap romance and drama.
Tim: Fine. I'll bring some hand puppets to the bedroom.
[Tim has just dropped a heavy trunk in the garage, and is moaning in pain]
Tim: Really? [reading from the book, in a deep voice] Her heart stood still as Derek swept her into his arms. His sinewy biceps rippled as he carried her up the STAIRS, to a NIGHT, of ETERNAL ECSTASY! Oh, PLEASE!
Jill[embarassed]: Okay, so I enjoy cheap romance and drama.
Tim: Fine. I'll bring some hand puppets to the bedroom.
[Tim has just dropped a heavy trunk in the garage, and is moaning in pain]
Jill [ explaining her trashy romance novels ]: I know it seems silly, but some of these are very well-written.
Tim : Really? [ reading from the book, in a deep voice ] Her heart stood still as Derek swept her into his arms. His sinewy biceps rippled as he carried her up the STAIRS, to a NIGHT, of ETERNAL ECSTASY! Oh, PLEASE!
Jill [ embarassed ]: Okay, so I enjoy cheap romance and drama.
Tim : Fine. I'll bring some hand puppets to the bedroom.
[ Tim has just dropped a heavy trunk in the garage, and is moaning in pain ]
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