[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]
Chuck: Ow!
Blair: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair: Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Chuck: Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
Chuck: Ow!
Blair: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair: Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Chuck: Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
[Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him]
Chuck : Ow!
Blair : Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck : We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair : And you were on the floor.
Chuck : I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair : Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck : Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair : Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck : That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair : Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
[Chuck looks at his watch]
Chuck : Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair : Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck : I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. [Blair pushes him out the door] You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair : Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck : I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. [Blair slams the door in his face]
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