Serena: Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.
Eric: And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan: And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated...a girl "a lot like Serena".
Jenny: Her mom.
Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.
Serena: Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan: No, or who satisfied her.
Serena: That's just...
Dan, Jenny, Eric, and Serena: Gross!
Eric: And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan: And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated...a girl "a lot like Serena".
Jenny: Her mom.
Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.
Serena: Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan: No, or who satisfied her.
Serena: That's just...
Dan, Jenny, Eric, and Serena: Gross!
Serena : Mom is such a hypocrite. And all these years, she's been riding me about my behavior.
Eric : And here, she's just mad at you for being her.
Dan : And all this time my dad has been giving me advice based on a girl he dated...a girl "a lot like Serena".
Jenny : Her mom.
Blair : If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your step dads.
Serena : Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan : No, or who satisfied her.
Serena : That's just...
Dan, Jenny, Eric, and Serena : Gross!
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