Dartmouth interviewer: Why should Dartmouth pick you as an usher?
Dan: I believe I am the ideal Dartmouth candidate. I've been dreaming of Dartmouth for years. And I haven't asked Dartmouth...but I think she's been dreaming of me too.
[Dartmouth interviewer looks confused]
Dan: That was supposed to be a joke.

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