Chandler: Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait. Did I just say "If I were a guy"?
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler: Wait. Did I just say "If I were a guy"?
Chandler : Well, if I were a guy...
[Everyone stares at him.]
Chandler : Wait. Did I just say " If I were a guy"?
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