Stoned guy: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Monica: Oh, gosh, I'm so glad you like them.
Stoned guy: Like 'em? I could eat a hundred of 'em!
Monica: Oh... well, um... [chuckles] there's all there is of these. But, in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Stoned guy: Tartlets? Tarlets? Tarlets? Word has lost all meaning.

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