Radio: Feed the dogs, spit the fire, lock up your daughters. Turn on the radio, sit down, and shut up 'cause it is game time, people!

Ray 'Voodoo' Tatum: I'm not here to make friends. This ain't my home. This ain't my school. It never will be.
Coach Taylor: Yeah?
Ray 'Voodoo' Tatum: I don't like the food here, the music, the weather. I can definitely do without everybody going on and on about the great state of Texas. I'm here to get noticed, get recruited and get my ass to LSU. And you? You just trying to scrape by. Trying to win some games, keep your job. You and me are an arranged marriage. Nothing more. Now you seen what I can do. You wanna start Saracen you go right ahead.

Real Estate Agent: I am tellin' you, room in the bathroom is what has saved more marriages than Oprah and Dr. Phil combined.

Smash Now, for as long as I know Tim Riggins, there's only two phrases that can put a smile on his face. Number 1: We're going to State. And Number 2: The results are in: You are NOT the father.

Smash: Hey look, y'all keep tryin', but you ain't gon' catch me.
Defender: 'Roid' Williams [referring to him as taking steroids to run faster.]
Smash: Hey, don't hate, accelerate!

Smash: How about it, QB1? Think you can get the V-chip out of Julie before I can work my magic?
Matt: I think you should shut up.
Smash: Oh, come on, man. What, you afraid of a little bet or something?
Matt: I think it's a good time to stop talking.
[Smash and Matt both look over and see Coach Taylor standing there]

Smash: There's something else I gotta say. Yeah, I like myself, and I love football. I love it. I love the game. I love the crowds. I love the attention. I love being a star. I can't help it. It's a beautiful thing it's just who I am, it's how God made me. I like you a lot, Waverly. I mean more than I've ever liked any other girl. But if you don't like me for me then I gotta live with it ‘cause I can't be nobody but the Smash. Yes, I like talking about myself in the third person. Something tells me deep down inside you like it too.
Waverly: I'll see you around, Smash.

Smash: You feeling OK?
Waverly: I feel wonderful...why are you asking me, why?
Smash: You seem a little different lately.
Waverly: It's cause, cause I'm alive, because I'm feeling the world. If that's different then sign me up, I'm different. I'm great. All right, it's like this. I was taking some medication for a while and now I'm off of it.
Smash: What kind of medication?
Waverly: It was like this stuff for, uh, mood disorder. It's really no big deal. I'm better now; I've got it under control. I don't need drugs to keep me straight.

Smash: You move us to Dillon to get us out the ghetto, or to get us away from Dad?
Mama Williams: You don't know what you're talking about.
Smash: No, I really want to bring it up. Like we--we should talk about this.
Mama Williams: You need to shut your mouth.
Smash: Mama, I'm serious--
Mama Williams: Take your smart mouth and your plate and get away from my table. You don't talk to me like that.

Tami: [about Lila] It was medieval; you know it was like the Scarlet Letter or something watching that girl walk across the cafeteria and everybody just glared at her.
Coach Taylor: That's High School; at least they didn't burn her at the goal post.

Tami: Are you and Matt Saracen having sex?
Julie: No.....we're thinking about it.
Tami: You're thinking about it. Are you thinking about pregnancy, are you thinking about sexually transmitted diseases?
Julie: Well, I mean obviously that's why he's buying condoms.
Tami: Oh, I see, so you're just buying condoms and then when you buy condoms that just makes you ready to make love to somebody.
Julie: [smiles] Making love?
Tami: Don't do that, don't you smirk at me right now, I am very upset. You are not allowed to have sex. You're fifteen years old.

Tami: Can I help you make the decision?
Coach Taylor: Sure, go ahead. Make the decision. What's your decision? Make the call.
Tami: Start Saracen.
Coach Taylor: Start Saracen? I cannot start Matt Saracen.
Tami: Start Voodoo.
Coach Taylor: I don't want to start Voodoo.
Tami: Start me.
Coach Taylor: [laughs] I would love to start you.

Tami: It's becoming a thing. I mean, it's a thing. And you know what thing it is, it's that thing that we always knew was going to happen to our little girl. It's that thing--that thing's happening now.
Coach Taylor: Well, at least she's not interested in a serial killer, or one of the Riggins.

Tami: What's the Scarlet Letter all about Tim?
Tim: You know what it's about.
Tami: I do know.
Tim: Yeah
Tami: What's the Scarlet Letter about?
Tim: It's about a gal name Scarlet obviously
Tami: Tim you did not write this paper.
Tim: What's the big deal?
Tami: The big deal is, that it's part of my job to make sure that you don't grow up stupid...it's bad for the world.

Tami: Where're you gonna go?
Tyra: California.
Tami: What are you gonna do in California without a high school education?
Tyra: I'm taking my GED
Tami: Listen, I know. I was just like you. I was the pretty girl in school. I was terrible at math. I got myself through it.
Tyra: I don't wanna be you Mrs. Taylor. [Tami laughs] I don't want to stay here, stuck in this small town, in a job like this, married to a coach.
Tami: Tyra, it's your choice. If you wanna go off and take the GED, fine, but you better bring me proof that you did it, otherwise, you are taking Algebra with Mr. Wendell next semester.
Tyra: Fine.